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Britney Spears performed wearing a strap on. No, not that, it her hair it held on. She's wearing a wig Her tummy is big Her big dumb face I'd like to smack on.
The country's love of AI I don't get They should get a hobby or maybe a pet Find something to do Besides voting for poo I'm watching The Office, so have to jet.
Meghan we goodbyed and good lucked Seeing her go, well, it just sucked The doctors, they all cried A fact that can't be denied Without her, I know we're all f***ed
Watch The Office and you'll laugh Michael Scott's always good for a gaff He says stupid things Me it happiness it brings Jim is my favorite part of the staff.
Does anyone but Gary and me write these things To you all a smile it brings Just try a limerick one time 1,2,5 and 3,4 you rhyme The Beatles were way better than Wings.
Imus is suing the fat cats, For 40 million how's that..they knew what they were getting, for all the people he's upsetting..so Imus is getting the last laugh.
Queen Elizabeth is at the Derby, she's hoping her horse hasn't scurvy, She'll be wearing her hat, with her purse, gloves she'll look phat, or maybe she'll look like a furbee
So Larry's got the baby, he's leaving the Bahamas there is no maybe, he'll have a nice life, without Nicole as his wife, will he get the millions we'll see.
welcome to laurie and to kate both of your limericks are great writing them is so fun others should just try one you'd be surprised at what you create.
While surfing the web late one night, these limericks did come into sight I cannot agree with you more Paul and Wings are not fab four but they both bring me such delight.
Today the Cubs gained second place, the Central will be an exciting race. Its a tough road to hoe for a team always so low sweet Lou is the man for the case.
19 comments:
THERE ONCE WAS A SHOW, AMERICAN IDOL,
SANJAYA, HE MADE ME SUICIDAL.
CHRIS AND PHIL ARE NOW DONE,
WHO WILL BE NUMBER ONE?
I SEE MELINDA AND LAKISHA IN THE FINAL.
Britney Spears performed wearing a strap on.
No, not that, it her hair it held on.
She's wearing a wig
Her tummy is big
Her big dumb face I'd like to smack on.
When will Paris Hilton go away
The girl fills me with dismay
I hope she goes to jail
And is denied any bail
A fair trial, to that I say "Nay"
The country's love of AI I don't get
They should get a hobby or maybe a pet
Find something to do
Besides voting for poo
I'm watching The Office, so have to jet.
Today was Meghan's last day
I'm sad it has to be that way
She was a good kid
Good echoes she did
At Thomas' office I hope she won't stay.
In 2 days, I turn thirty-five
Isn't it great to be alive
It's not really that old
By others I am told
I say that sounds like a lot of jive.
Meghan we goodbyed and good lucked
Seeing her go, well, it just sucked
The doctors, they all cried
A fact that can't be denied
Without her, I know we're all f***ed
Watch The Office and you'll laugh
Michael Scott's always good for a gaff
He says stupid things
Me it happiness it brings
Jim is my favorite part of the staff.
Does anyone but Gary and me write these things
To you all a smile it brings
Just try a limerick one time
1,2,5 and 3,4 you rhyme
The Beatles were way better than Wings.
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL?
FOR 45 DAYS, THAT'S TRAGIC I WAIL.
FOR A MONTH AND A HALF,
AT WHOM SHALL WE LAUGH?
THANK GOD WE HAVE BRITNEY TO ASSAIL.
LAST NIGHT WHILE HEATHER WAS WRITING A TON,
AT LEAST ONE OF US WAS HAVING SOME FUN,
A TEMPORARY PACEMAKER I PUT IN--
THE PATIENT SAT UP--- I JUST CAN'T WIN.
AS A RESULT, I GOT HOME AFTER ONE.
Britney’s made millions on stages
Graced every tabloid’s front pages
So glittery, so famous
So drugged, shaved, and so shameless
(Pure luck!) She's beat Wal-mart’s minimum wages
They say Britney Spears is way cheesy
That her drug use and flashing are sleazy
But rehab’s for quitters
And it gives you the jitters
Who said motherhood would be easy?
Imus is suing the fat cats, For 40 million how's that..they knew what they were getting, for all the people he's upsetting..so Imus is getting the last laugh.
Queen Elizabeth is at the Derby, she's hoping her horse hasn't scurvy, She'll be wearing her hat, with her purse, gloves she'll look phat, or maybe she'll look like a furbee
So Larry's got the baby, he's leaving the Bahamas there is no maybe, he'll have a nice life, without Nicole as his wife, will he get the millions we'll see.
welcome to laurie and to kate
both of your limericks are great
writing them is so fun
others should just try one
you'd be surprised at what you create.
While surfing the web late one night,
these limericks did come into sight
I cannot agree with you more
Paul and Wings are not fab four
but they both bring me such delight.
Today the Cubs gained second place,
the Central will be an exciting race.
Its a tough road to hoe
for a team always so low
sweet Lou is the man for the case.
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