TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 2

1. KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH CALL IT QUITS.

2. SWISS STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FOR  MARRIAGE TO BE SUCCESSFUL,  WIFE SHOULD BE 27% SMARTER THAN HUSBAND.

3. IN CONNECTICUT, TWO BANK ROBBERS PHONE AHEAD FOR MONEY.

4. IN FLORIDA, MAN RECEIVES 15 YEAR SENTENCE FOR VIOLATING HIS PROBATION AFTER HE TRIED TO BREAK IN TO BROWARD COUNTY JAIL. 

5. IN TEXAS, WOMAN ACCUSED OF THROWING YEAR OLD SON INTO SUV IN AN ATTEMPT TO THWART ITS REPOSSESSION.

6. IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, 7TH GRADE TEACH PLACED ON LEAVE AFTER SHE SHOWED UP DRUNK TO TEACH.

7. WHITE HOUSE PARTY CRASHERS, THE SALAHIS, TO BE FEATURED IN BRAVO'S "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC".

8. DONNY OSMOND SLAMS LADY GAGA'S TELEPHONE VIDEO.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MARCH 26

1. SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES SPLIT.  OTHER WOMEN IS MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE.

2. JOGGER KILLED BY AIRPLANE.

3. SUSHI RESTAURANT WHICH WAS ACCUSED OF SERVING WHALE MEAT CLOSES.

4. KATHERINE HEIGL WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

5. HEALTH CARE "REFORM".

6. NCAA TOURNEY (AND BUSTED BRACKETS).

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MARCH 19

1. FORMER CHILD ACTOR COREY HAIM DIES.   MEMORABILIA SITE DONATE $20,000 TOWARDS COST OF FUNERAL.

2. NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT.

3. IN CALIFORNIA, ROBBER ROBS 11, NETS 6 DOLLARS.

4. CHARLIE SHEEN PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO  DOMESTIC ASSAULT CHARGES (ALLEGEDLY HELD KNIFE TO WIFE'S THROAT ON CHRISTMAS DAY).

5. RUNAWAY PRIUS-- FACT OR FICTION?

6. WATCH MADE FROM DINOSAUR DUNG TO SELL FOR $11,290.

7. KATE WINSLET TO SPLIT FROM HUSBAND SAM MENDES.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MARCH 12

1. THE OSCARS.

2. THE BOY AND THE CONTROL TOWER.

3. BEN ROETHLISBERGER AND ANOTHER SEXUAL ASSAULT CLAIM.

4. CHELSEA CLINTON TO HAVE A JEWISH WEDDING?