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alec baldwin went on a voicemail tirade to his kid; a poor decision he made now he's getting flak for his verbal attack i guess he'll lie in this bed that he made.
Rosie uped ratings at ABC She wanted one year, they wanted three Was it the fight with Trump She's right, he's a chump I think her rants made for good TV
There once was a Landlord named Pearl She looked like a sweet little girl Then she screamed for her money Oh My God, it's so funny That one beer is gonna make her hurl
So I heard that it's really true, That Rosie's leaving "THE VIEW". Well Trump must be grinning And feel like he's winning Cuz now his dream has come true.
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS LEAVING "THE VIEW",
FOR REASONS I HAVE NOT A CLUE.
SHE SAID A 3 YEAR CONTRACT WAS TOO LONG,
FROM HER APPEARANCE, I'D SAY THAT'S WRONG,
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHE BIT OFF MORE THAN SHE COULD CHEW.
there once was a lez named rosie
the prez of abc, i suppose he
didn't like her view
without the show will do
said he, i don't like chix who oppose me
alec baldwin went on a voicemail tirade
to his kid; a poor decision he made
now he's getting flak
for his verbal attack
i guess he'll lie in this bed that he made.
ferrell's viral vid has been shown
to all the people i've known
that potty mouth tot
what chutzpah she's got
and his beach house i wish i did own.
WTF? why am i awake at four?
because i can't take anymore
i dream in limerick
i know it--it's sick
and i wish that journey was on tour.
HE SAID, "YOU ARE A RUDE, THOUGHTLESS LITTLE PIG",
IN A MESSAGE HE LEFT AS A DIG.
PIG'S MOM KIM SAID, I'LL ROLL IN THE MUD,
SHE RELEASED THE TAPE, SHE WENT FOR BLOOD,
ACTOR DAD ALEC LEARNS DIVORCE IS ONE TOUGH GIG.
Rosie uped ratings at ABC
She wanted one year, they wanted three
Was it the fight with Trump
She's right, he's a chump
I think her rants made for good TV
There once was a Landlord named Pearl
She looked like a sweet little girl
Then she screamed for her money
Oh My God, it's so funny
That one beer is gonna make her hurl
WTF's up with Will Ferrell's hair?
What is he hiding in there?
His white boy fro
Has gots to go
It's a good thing his wife doesn't care.
So I heard that it's really true,
That Rosie's leaving "THE VIEW".
Well Trump must be grinning
And feel like he's winning
Cuz now his dream has come true.
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