Friday, April 11, 2008

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 18 AND APRIL 25 (I WAS LAZY)

1. IN NEW YORK, MAN SETS UP CANDLELIGHT PROPOSAL FOR GIRLFRIEND---GAZEBO LATER BURNS DOWN.

2. AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE MD-80'S.

3. WIDOW SUES PETSMART AFTER HUSBAND DIES AFTER HAVING RECEIVED LIVER TRANSPLANT. DONOR LIVER WAS INFECTED BY HAMSTER.

4. ASHLEE SIMPSON TO WED ROCKER PETE WENTZ.

5. MICHAEL JOHNS VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL--SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.

6. COLLEGE CLASS TAKES FIELD TRIP TO NEVADA BROTHEL (THE CHICKEN RANCH).

7. JOSE'S CHALLENGE: COME UP WITH A LIMERICK FOR "IVUS" (INTRAVASCULAR
ULTRASOUND)

Friday, April 4, 2008

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 4

1. SEINFELD FLIPS CAR.

2. BASEBALL SEASON BEGINS (FOR CUBS AND SOX).

2. ANY OTHER TOPIC.