Thursday, June 28, 2007

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY JUNE 29

1. DA COACH GOES TO WASHINGTON.

2. SCIENTISTS TO SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT.

3. PARIS RELEASED FROM PRISON--WHO CARES?

4. IN INDIA, PARENTS ARRESTED--15 YEAR OLD "SURGEON" EVADING POLICE.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY JUNE 22

1. ROSIE WANTS TO BE NAMED HOST OF "PRICE IS RIGHT".

2. A PRESCRIPTION PILL BOTTLE BELONGING TO ELVIS GOES FOR OVER $2000 IN AUCTION.

3. THOSE BABIES--- TIGER WOODS BECOMES A DAD/ JULIA ROBERTS AGAIN A MOM.

4. IN INDIA, IN ORDER TO BE NAMED YOUNGEST SURGEON IN BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, MD PARENTS ALLOW 15 YEAR OLD SON PERFORM C-SECTION ON A PATIENT.

5. AND IN VERY LOCAL NEWS (BY REQUEST OF ONE LIMERICK WRITER), WRITE ABOUT "THE DOC"-- EITHER HIS PICKING THE M & M'S OFF A PIECE OF CAKE-- AND LEAVING THE PIECE OF CAKE OR HIS CLAIM THAT HIS ARM WAS SLASHED BY A JEALOUS WOMAN IN A FIT OF RAGE.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY JUNE 15

1. ANYTHING PARIS HILTON---BACK IN PRISON/ FINDS GOD/ BARBARA WALTERS INTERVIEW. SHARPTON TO MEET WITH SHERIFF.

2. SOPRANOS FINALE

3. WIFE CLAIMS GOLFER JOHN DALY ASSAULTED HER AND THEN SCRATCHED HIS OWN FACE TO COVER UP.

4. ANNE HECHE DIVORCE IS TURNING UGLY.

5. BRITNEY NOT SPEAKING TO MOM. MOM SIDES WITH K-FED.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY JUNE 8

1. PARIS RELEASED FROM PRISON--TO HAVE HOME DETENTION.

2. LARRY DAVID TO DIVORCE.

3. GARY SHEFFIELD COMMENT ABOUT LATINOS AND AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN BASEBALL.

4. THE TB GUY.