TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 16

1.  ELIZABETH TAYLOR (NOW 78) TO WED FOR 9TH TIME--TO JASON WINTERS (ASGE 49).

2. IN INDONESIA, MAN SERVES EXTRA 3 YEARS IN PRISON DUE TO A TYPO.

3. NICHOLAS CAGE LOSES 2 PROPERTIES TO FORECLOSURE.  NO TAKERS FOR
10-11 MILLION DOLLAR MINIMUM BIDS AT AUCTION.

4. IN ONE POLL, JESSE JAMES VOTED MOST HATED MAN IN AMERICA.

5. TEXAS STADIUM IMPLODED.

6. OPRAH AND JOHN TESH WERE ROMANTICALLY LINKED.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 9

1. IN PORTLAND MAINE, TWO DOZEN WOMEN MARCH TOPLESS TO PROMOTE "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY PUBLIC TOPLESSNESS". 

2. TORI SPELLING CLAIMS SHE IS NOT HEADED FOR DIVORCE FROM ACTOR HUSBAND DEAN MCDERMOTT.

3. SANDRA BULLOCK REPORTEDLY IS PREPARING DIVORCE PAPERS.

4. EAGLES TRADE MCNABB TO REDSKINS.

5. DUKE WINS NCAA.

6. IN VERY LOCAL NEWS, RON'S 9 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WINS OUR NCAA  BRACKET OFFICE POOL.