NO TOPICS FOR FRIDAY NOV. 30

OUR CONDOLENCES TO HEATHER AND HER FAMILY.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY NOV. 23

1. THANKSGIVING

2. IN TWO MIDWESTERN CITIES (ASHLAND, WI AND IRONWOOD, MI), SQUIRRELS RESPONSIBLE FOR HUNDREDS LOSING POWER.

3. ANY OF LAST WEEK'S TOPICS.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY NOV 16

1. LINDSAY LOHAN SPENDS 84 MINUTES IN JAIL.

2. NEW YORK CITY CONSIDERS $1000 FINES FOR FEEDING PIGEONS.

3. BARRY BONDS INDICTED.

4. CHELSY DAVY DUMPS PRINCE HARRY.

5. FORGET JESSICA SIMPSON, OWEN WILSON SAID TO BE HOOKING
UP WITH MODEL NAMED "LE CALL".

6. ANGELINA'S PANTS SPLIT, BRAD'S HAND TO THE RESCUE AT LONDON PREMIERE OF "BEOWULF".

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY NOV 9

1. VINCE VAUGHN SAYS HE DOES NOT OWN A CELL PHONE.

2. IN SYRACUSE, NY--DENTIST WHO WAS DANCING TO SONG "CAR WASH" WHILE DRILLING TO EXTRACT TOOTH, LOSES DRILL BIT IN WOMAN'S SINUS CAVITY/ORBIT.

3. KATIE HOLMES RUNS IN NEW YORK MARATHON.

4. PRIEST ACCUSED OF STALKING CONAN O'BRIEN ARRESTED.

5. DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER'S SHOW SUSPENDED AFTER HE USES N-WORD IN RASCIST RANT TOWARDS SON (REGARDING SON'S AFRICAN-AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND) . SON RELEASED TAPE.

6. BRITNEY LEAVES KIDS IN CAR FOR COURT APPOINTED MONITOR (THE PERSON WHO EVALUATES HER PARENTING SKILLS) TO WATCH--WHILE SHE GOES SHOPPING.