TOPICS FOR APRIL 27

1. WILL FERRELL AND THE "LANDLORD" VIDEO.

2. ALEC BALDWIN AND HIS PHONE MESSAGE TO HIS DAUGHTER.

3. ROSIE O'DONNELL AND HER LEAVING "THE VIEW".

4. (AND OF COURSE) ANYTHING RELATED TO AMERICAN IDOL.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY APRIL 20

1. PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON BREAK UP.

2. WHILE IN INDIA, RICHARD GERE KISSES ACTRESS SHILPA SHETTY IN PUBLIC AND CAUSES STIR.

3. SANJAYA (OR ANYTHING AMERICAN IDOL).

4. BUEHRLE THROWS NO-HITTER (OR ANYTHING RELATED TO THE SOX---OR CUBS).

TOPICS FOR THIS FRIDAY 4/13 (PICK ANY OR ALL):

1. DON IMUS

2. PATERNITY OF SMITH'S BABY

3. ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH SANJAYA

KEITH RICHARDS SNORTING FATHER'S ASHES

WITH THE STONES, KEITH RICHARDS ROSE TO THE TOP.
BUT HE PICKED UP A HABIT HE COULDN'T STOP.
IT BECAME OH SO BAD,
THAT HE SNORTED POOR OLD DAD,
'CAUSE HE NEEDED TO GIVE HIS COKE SOME MORE POP.