TOPICS FOR FRIDAY JUNE 1

1. LOHAN WITH ANOTHER DUI---NOW BACK IN REHAB.

2. QUARTERBACK TONY ROMO WANTS TIMEOUT IN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH CARRIE UNDERWOOD DURING FOOTBALL SEASON.

3. MISS USA TRIPS AT MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT.

4. DUTCH REALITY TV SHOW HAS CONTESTANTS VIE FOR KIDNEY TRANSPLANT.

5. BORAT TO WRITE TRAVEL BOOK.

6. JACK "DR. DEATH" KEVORKIAN RELEASED FROM JAIL.

7. "LAURIE'S CHOICE"--I.E. FEEL FREE TO WRITE ABOUT ANY TOPIC ABOUT WHICH YOU FEEL STRONGLY (JUST LIKE LAURIE DOES).

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MAY 25

1. OPRAH'S FATHER WRITING BOOK--OPRAH STUNNED OR OPRAH RECEIVES ELIE WIESEL HUMANITARIAN AWARD OR ANYTHING OPRAH.

2. AMERICAN IDOL FINALS.

3. PAULA ABDUL BREAKS NOSE "TRYING TO AVOID STEPPING ON CHIHUAHUA".

4. APOLO OHNO WINS "DANCING WITH THE STARS".

5. "THE APPRENTICE" WILL NOT BE RENEWED FOR NEXT SEASON.

6. GOLFER DIES WHEN HE DRIVES CART OVER CLIFF.

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MAY 18

1. OLYMPIC SWIMMER AMANDA BEARD TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY.

2. JERRY FALWELL (FAREWELL TO FALWELL)

3. PRINCE HARRY NOT GOING TO SERVE IN IRAQ.

4. JAIL TIME FOR PARIS CUT IN HALF.

5. AMERICAN IDOL--NOW DOWN TO FINAL 2--MELINDA IS OUT.

TOPICS FOR MAY 11

1. PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL.

2 DAVID HASSELHOFF IS CAUGHT ON VIDEO DRUNK AND LOSES VISITATION RIGHTS.

3. AKON'S SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DANCE WITH 14 YEAR OLD.

4. AMERICAN IDOL IS DOWN TO FINAL THREE--- LAKISHA IS OUT.

5. MOTHER'S DAY

TOPICS FOR MAY 4

1. PROSECUTERS WANT PARIS HILTON JAILED.

2. BRITNEY PERFORMS IN PUBLIC FOR FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS.

3. AND OF COURSE, ANYTHING RELATED TO AMERICAN IDOL (NOW DOWN TO FINAL FOUR).