1. KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH CALL IT QUITS.
2. SWISS STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FOR MARRIAGE TO BE SUCCESSFUL, WIFE SHOULD BE 27% SMARTER THAN HUSBAND.
3. IN CONNECTICUT, TWO BANK ROBBERS PHONE AHEAD FOR MONEY.
4. IN FLORIDA, MAN RECEIVES 15 YEAR SENTENCE FOR VIOLATING HIS PROBATION AFTER HE TRIED TO BREAK IN TO BROWARD COUNTY JAIL.
5. IN TEXAS, WOMAN ACCUSED OF THROWING YEAR OLD SON INTO SUV IN AN ATTEMPT TO THWART ITS REPOSSESSION.
6. IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, 7TH GRADE TEACH PLACED ON LEAVE AFTER SHE SHOWED UP DRUNK TO TEACH.
7. WHITE HOUSE PARTY CRASHERS, THE SALAHIS, TO BE FEATURED IN BRAVO'S "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC".
8. DONNY OSMOND SLAMS LADY GAGA'S TELEPHONE VIDEO.
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Hello Meg, Happy Bithday to you!
It's today that you turn forty-two,
or, hmmm...is it one less?
It's forty one, I guess.
Apparently I'm getting old, too!
I THOUGHT MY MARRIAGE WAS STRONG,
THE SWISS REVEALED THE SECRET FOR A MARRIAGE TO LAST LONG.
I'M SUCCESSFUL AT WORK,
BUT AT HOME, I'M A JERK,
AT LEAST NOW I KNOW WHY I'M ALWAYS WRONG.
BY THE ROBBERS, I WAS PERPLEXED.
AT LEAST THEY CALLED AND DID NOT DO TEXT.
IF THEY WERE NOT CRAZY,
BUT SIMPLY JUST LAZY,
THEN DIRECT DEPOSIT WILL BE TRIED NEXT.
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