Monday, March 22, 2010

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY MARCH 26

1. SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES SPLIT.  OTHER WOMEN IS MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE.

2. JOGGER KILLED BY AIRPLANE.

3. SUSHI RESTAURANT WHICH WAS ACCUSED OF SERVING WHALE MEAT CLOSES.

4. KATHERINE HEIGL WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.

5. HEALTH CARE "REFORM".

6. NCAA TOURNEY (AND BUSTED BRACKETS).

10 comments:

grp said...

WHEN SANDRA BECAME JESSE'S BRIDE,

I DON'T THINK SHE EXPECTED THIS RIDE.

GIRLS, WORD TO THE WISE,

WHEN IT COMES TO SOME GUYS,

PROLONGED ABSENCE WILL CAUSE A BLINDSIDE.

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PlayFromTheTips said...

We have special today, come in quick!
It's the seaweed and rice, that's the trick
Use the chop-stick or fork-a
when you bite into orca
'cause the special today's "Moby Dick"

grp said...

IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR VALUE IN YOUR MEAL,

THIS ONE WAS REALLY A STEAL,

JUST ONE SMALL DETAIL,

IT USED ENDANGERED WHALE,

BUT HEY, IT WAS A WHALE OF A DEAL.

grp said...

OUR CONGRESS THEY PASSED THIS ONE BILL,

ALL HEALTH NEEDS, I'M SURE IT DID FILL.

WHAT'S THE ONE BIG OLD WART?

THEY FORGOT TO REFORM TORT.

THIS WHOLE PROCESS IS MAKING ME ILL.

grp said...

IN THE EXPERTS, FOR MY BRACKETS, I HAD TRUSTED.

FOR KATHERINE HEIGL, SOME GUYS, PERHAPS LUSTED.

NOW I'M JUST ELATED,

TO FIND THE TOPICS RELATED,

MS. HEIGL, LIKE MY BRACKETS, WERE JUST "BUSTED".

grp said...

HE WENT FOR A JOG ONE NICE DAY,

HE HAD NO CHANCE THE AUTHORITIES SAY.

THIS MAY BE A REACH...

TURNS OUT-- THAT RUN ON THE BEACH,

WAS ON THE WRONG KIND OF RUNWAY.

PlayFromTheTips said...

While some of hope for repeal
and others are happy (un-real...)
This new health care play
as Biden would say
(quote) "This is a big fuc**ng deal!"

grp said...

THIS REFORM'S NOT OKAY WITH ME,

I'M SURE YOU ALL WOULD AGREE,

I'D HAVE TO BE NUTS,

TO WORK FOR PEANUTS,

CONSIDERING MY PEANUT ALLERGY.