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The difference between Tiger and Ben, Both accomplished, successful sportsmen: With Tiger, women want intercourse Whereas Ben appears to use force, But wouldn't it be sweet if he hooked up with Nordegren.
What's wrong with parents today? One's work is not chid's play; people's lives are dependent while their flight is ascendant On a professional saying "ok".
My interest in the Oscars was fleeting I didn't see one film that was competing Other moviegoers I avoid Cuz I am always annoyed By the sounds they make while they're eating.
Off topic, but amusing: "There once was a young man named Cass, Whose two balls were made out of brass. He'd rub them together and play "stormy weather", and lightening shot out of his ass.
another: There once was a man from Anheath Who sat on his set of false teeth Said he with a start, "Oh Lord, bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath."
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PLAYFROMTHETIPS PLACED THIS ON LAST WEEKS POST... IT IS A TOPIC FOR THIS WEEK, SO I AM INCLUDING IT HERE---GRP
PlayFromTheTips said...
His advances were sorely mistaken
'twas not love he intended be makin'
but a handoff with care
not a touchdown, down there...
Ben would ne'er risk his clean reputation!
March 8, 2010 7:44 PM
TO REPORTERS, HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS GRUFFNESS,
TO HIS TEAMMATES, HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS TOUGHNESS.
BUT HIS OFF-FIELD PASS TO A MISS,
LEFT BIG BEN WITH THIS,
A CLAIM OF UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
AT A MINIMUM, BEN IS A LOUT.
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE FACTS TO COME OUT.
BUT IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE,
THEN I'M TELLING YOU.
HE'LL QUARTERBACK A PRISON TEAM, NO DOUBT.
FOR MERYL STREEP, SIXTEEN WASN'T SWEET.
SHE ONCE AGAIN WENT DOWN IN DEFEAT.
BUT SOME SAY SHE'S THE BEST,
SHE OUTPERFORMS ALL THE REST,
TO WATCH HER STILL IS A TREAT.
The difference between Tiger and Ben,
Both accomplished, successful sportsmen:
With Tiger, women want intercourse
Whereas Ben appears to use force,
But wouldn't it be sweet if he hooked up with Nordegren.
What's wrong with parents today?
One's work is not chid's play;
people's lives are dependent
while their flight is ascendant
On a professional saying "ok".
My interest in the Oscars was fleeting
I didn't see one film that was competing
Other moviegoers I avoid
Cuz I am always annoyed
By the sounds they make while they're eating.
THE FAA, IT IS GOING BERSERK,
WAS THE CONTROLLER JUST BEING A JERK?
WELL, I MUST DEPART,
MY SON'S CATHING A HEART,
AND HE NEEDS TO BE STARTING HIS HOMEWORK.
OSCAR NIGHT--FOR MY WIFE --HER SUPER BOWL,
I MISSED IT--CALLED IN-- (WAS ON CALL).
WELL CRAZY HEART, I FOUND DEPRESSING,
BUT HERE IS WHAT'S DISTRESSING,
THE "CHEST PAIN"-- WAS NOT HEART AT ALL.
Off topic, but amusing:
"There once was a young man named Cass,
Whose two balls were made out of brass.
He'd rub them together
and play "stormy weather",
and lightening shot out of his ass.
thanks to my friend hr.
another:
There once was a man from Anheath
Who sat on his set of false teeth
Said he with a start,
"Oh Lord, bless my heart,
I've bitten myself underneath."
HR
Big Ben went for the forward pass
With his hand firmly planted on the waitress's ass
There's a flag on the play
It's kind of like the NBA
And Ben proves again, he has no class.
PS - this would never happen in the NHL - they only beat up taxi drivers!!
They all Barukh ata Adonai'd
As Hillary sat there and cried
and Bill chugged the "Manny"
(and felt up the nanny)
As Chelsea turned Shiksa with pride
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