1. IN HALF MOON BAY, CALIFORNIA, THE TWO GUYS WHO KILLED GAYLORD THE OSTRICH BECAUSE IT HUMILIATED THEM IN FRONT OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS WILL BE DOING JAIL TIME.
2. BEARS BEAT PACKERS.
3. CUBBIES--ANY TEAM CAN HAVE A BAD CENTURY.
4. IN PITTSBURGH, MAN ARRESTED AFTER HE TRIED TO PASS OFF A $1 MILLION DOLLAR BILL AT A SUPERMARKET.
5. MARION JONES RETURNS OLYMPIC MEDALS AFTER HER ADMISSION SHE WAS A DRUG CHEAT.
6. DANNY BONADUCE WILL NOT BE CHARGED AFTER HE TOSSED JOHNNY FAIRPLAY
(OF SURVIVOR FAME) ONTO HIS FACE AND KNOCKED OUT HIS FRONT TEETH DURING REALITY AWARDS SHOW.
(OF SURVIVOR FAME) ONTO HIS FACE AND KNOCKED OUT HIS FRONT TEETH DURING REALITY AWARDS SHOW.
8. KIEFER SUTHERLAND TO SERVE 48 DAY JAIL TERM STARTING IN DECEMBER.
9. OUR 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!
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WAS THIS LADY FROM MARS?
OR WAS SHE JUST TRYING TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS?
DID SHE THINK THE MILLION DOLLAR BILL WAS REAL?
I KNOW, HERE'S THE DEAL--
SHE WAS TRYING TO BUY TEN 100 GRAND
CANDY BARS.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY LIMERICK FRIEND HEATHER,
THROUGH LOW COMMENT WEEKS, WE DID WEATHER.
FOR HER CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS SITE,
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE MY "MISS WRITE",
LET'S CONTINUE TO DO THIS TOGETHER.
Fridays used to drag on and on;
But now those days are long gone
because of GP's dedication
to the weekly limerification
Of celebrity's lives gone horribly wrong.
This one goes out to my good friend Gary
While blog visits each week do vary
I know this much is true
I can always count on you
to write something with talent that's scary
Oh the lovely people of Steel City
If you have been you would take pity
But why the grocery store?
That’s not very hardcore
Should've used it to make The Burgh less sh**ty
48 days in jail for Jack Bauer
Maybe Chloe can get him out with some power
4 DUIs is no big deal
Life in LaLa Land is not real
Bet Kiefer is out by the 24th hour
You must behave when there's so much at stake.
Drinking and driving is a bad mistake.
Fox will be mad.
DUIs are really bad.
But now you can star in Prison Break.
GAYLORD THE OSTRICH THEY TRIED TO HARASS,
GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PASS.
MAYBE GAYLORD'S NOT VERY SMART,
DID HE THINK THEY WERE DONKEYS FROM
THE START?
'CAUSE HE WOUND UP KICKING THEIR ASS.
How on earth did it come to this?
Pack lose, ND wins, and no Cub bliss.
It's tough being a fan.
Tho Brett is still The Man.
As for the Bears? We can no longer dis. (Until next time)
IN 24, KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS GREAT,
SAVING THE WORLD-- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
SO IN SENTENCING HIM FOR HIS DUI,
THE JUDGE PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT THE GUY,
WOULD BE TWICE AS GOOD DOING 48.
Gaylord was part if a really cool brood
But Tim & Jon found him not in the mood.
Their Y chromosomes took a lashing.
The bird doled out quite a trashing.
Hope thier new jailhouse sweetheart is a dude!
note: i did not post the above limerick. someone hacked into my account. maybe jer?
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