1. DAVID COPPERFIELD'S WAREHOUSE RAIDED BY FBI--THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS OF SEXUAL IMPROPRIETY.
2. IN ST. MAARTEN, DOZENS TREATED FOR TB AS A RESULT OF EXPOSURE TO A STRIPPER.
3. MASTER WIZARD ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY.
5. MARIE OSMOND FAINTS DURING "DANCING WITH THE STARS".
6. ROBERT GOULET AWAITING LUNG TRANSPLANT.
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INTO THE VILLAGE, THE ELEPHANTS DID BARGE,
I'M SURE THEIR BAR BILL WAS LARGE.
OF THIS I HAVE NO DOUBT,
THEY PULLED THE UTILITY POLE OUT,
BECAUSE THEY WERE HOPING TO PAY IT BY CHARGE.
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WE NOW LEARN WAS GAY,
IS OUTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OKAY?
WILL THIS BECOME A NEW GAME?
WHAT OTHER CHARACTERS WILL IT CLAIM?
HOLMES AND WATSON ARE WHO I WOULD SAY.
To consciousness she bid adieu.
Was it because of the judge's review?
Falling to the floor
like an accordian door.
That was knock out pas-de-deux!
If anyone's gay, I thought it'd be Harry
With that scarf and glasses I was always wary
But alas it is Dumbledore
You just don't know anymore
Maybe the gay teletubby he will marry.
OFF TO A STRIP SHOW, ONE GOES TO SEE,
THEN ONE COMES BACK DIAGNOSED WITH TB.
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR,
ANOTHER DISEASE WHICH DOES SCARE,
PLEASE BRING BACK GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
VD.
Too bad Marie wasn’t in that Broadway play
That started rumors brother Donny was gay
On DWTS she went down with a bang
Better scores if she got up and sang
Go Go Go Joseph you know that they say…
The elephants were up to their usual tricks,
Looking to score their alcohol fix.
It was brew they yearned
But the lesson they learned
Was utility poles make bad swizzle sticks.
last week, what a fun time there was
some elephants stumbled into town because
they heard there was rice beer
it ended in tragedy i fear
when the elephants discovered a new kind of buzz.
maybe david just wanted to chat
with a model who proved lying brat
now life's so complicated
he thinks, next time: sedation
or learn to pull sex bunnies from hat.
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