1. PHIL SPECTOR TRIAL ENDS WITH MISTRIAL.
2. DA BEARS---HELLO BRIAN, GOOD-BY REX.
3. IN VERY LOCAL NEWS, "THE DOC" SPENDS THE WEEK IN SCOTLAND (PLAYING GOLF OF COURSE).
4. IN AUSTRALIA, "PRANKSTER" BARMAID ON TRIAL AFTER SERVING A PATRON A SHOT OF 'PINE-O-CLEAN' DISINFECTANT.
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THOUGH IT MAY SEND SHIVERS UP THE FLESH,
'CAUSE YOU'D THINK ALCOHOL AND DISINFECTANT WOULDN'T MESH.
BUT SHOULD THE BARMAID HAVE LOST HER JOB,
WOULD YOU RATHER SMELL LIKE A DRUNKEN SLOB,
OR WOULD YOU WANT YOUR BREATH LEMONY FRESH?
Poor Rex knew his quarterback role,
But the offense couldn't keep Rex in the hole,
Now Lovey will start Brian,
Who on Sunday will be tryin',
To make the fans think we can get to the Super Bowl.
AS BEARS' FANS CHANGING QUARTERBACKS WE FIND EASY,
SO THIS SUNDAY WE BEGIN THE ERA OF GRIESE.
BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL WE HOPE TO GO,
GOD, I HOPE HE CAN REALLY THROW,
'CAUSE WATCHING CHICAGO UP TO NOW HAS MADE ME QUEASY.
As a QB, Rex G. was inconsistent
til now, Lovie Smith was persistent
He tried to give him support
But now is saying "Abort, abort"
Now Chicago hopes Brian can go the distance.
Brian, Brian, he's our man.
If he can't do it, Kyle can.
Running out of guys,
Feeding us lies.
Thank God I'm a Packer fan!
3 INTs against the Lions
We were wearing white, someone tell Brian
Like a complete fool
I picked Da Bears in my pool
Not next week; I don’t think we could beat Zion.
Do you think Hester can throw?
He'll elude the sacks cause he's not slow
Let's face the facts
We're screwed against the Pack
Ah, forget the Bears; GO CUBS GO
The Rexperiment is officially done
Cuz he's the worst QB under the sun.
Has the Arena League called?
Have your contract talks stalled?
If so, the fans have finally won.
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