1. OJ CHARGED WITH ARMED ROBBERY.
2. HIT ORDERED ON K-FED.
3. 50 CENT SAYS HE WILL RETIRE AS SOLO ARTIST IF KANYE WEST'S NEW ALBUM OUTSELLS HIS IN FIRST WEEK SALES. 50 CENT ALSO CANCELS THREE EUROPEAN TOUR DATES.
4. THE EMMYS.
5. ALECIA SILVERSTONE APPEARS NUDE IN AD FOR PETA.
6. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY", CHRIS CROCKER, MAY GET OWN TV SHOW.
7. IN ATLANTA SUBURB, ARMLESS MAN FATALLY HEADBUTTS ROMANTIC RIVAL.
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IN THE PAST WEEK, THE STRANGEST STORY I READ,
WAS THAT SOMEONE PAID TO HAVE FEDERLINE DEAD.
IF THE STORY IS TRUE,
THEN WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU,
IS WE HAVE RE-DIFINED "ONE HIT WONDER", K-FED.
Looks like big trouble for OJ
They're going to put him away
not for double homicide
but because the fool tried
to steal back a ball from game day.
Belichick's real crime isn't the videos
It has to do with the man's clothes
Wearing cutoff sweatshirts? For chrissake,
Some effort you should probably take
when you're being paid to coach in the pros.
In Atlanta someone is dead
because of a blow from the head
of a guy without arms
trying to show off his charms
to a girl the both were trying to bed.
CBS faces a Rather big trial
because the network tried to defile
the reputation of poor Dan
for 24 years, he was their man
only $70 mil can make a scapegoat smile.
On K-Fed there was ordered a hit
Is it because his music is shit?
If that's indeed the reason
then it's open season
on Fergie, Nickelback, and Brit.
the votes are in and the people have spoken
kanye west's career is still smokin'
he's number one and 50 is 2
i wonder if what he said will come true
about retiring or was 50 just jokin'?
THAT OJ WAS ARRESTED WE WERE CERTAINLY PLEASED,
WITH JAIL TIME, WE ARE NOW BEING TEASED.
WITH NEW CHARGES ADDED DAY BY DAY,
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY,
THE PROSECUTOR MUST LIKE HIS JUICE FRESHLY SQUEEZED.
OVER A WOMAN HE PERHAPS WANTED TO WED,
ANOTHER MAN NOW FINDS HIMSELF DEAD,
BUT THE GUY GOT IT HALF RIGHT,
MOM SAID NEVER FIGHT,
YOU'RE BETTER OFF JUST USING YOUR HEAD.
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