Thursday, September 13, 2007

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY SEPT 14

1. BRITNEY PERFORMS AT MTV AWARDS.

2. PEOPLE DO THE STUPIDEST THINGS
A. IN DULUTH, MAN TRIES TO ROB HOUSE---STRIPPED NAKED BY INTENDED VICTIM.
B. WOMAN DRIVES TO COURTHOUSE TO PAY TICKET-- IN A STOLEN CAR.
C. MAN ROBS BANK--HOLD UP NOTE WRITTEN ON HIS OWN PERSONAL CHECK.

3. STEVE FOSSETT MISSING.

4. PATRIOTS CAUGHT CHEATING IN THEIR GAME AGAINST THE JETS.

5. PAM ANDERSON CLAIMS SHE PAID OFF POKER DEBT WITH SEXUAL FAVORS.

4 comments:

grp said...

IS PAM JUST BEING QUITE THE LITTLE JOKER?

WHEN AGAINST A CARD PRO, SHE CLAIMS HE BROKE HER.

SO TO PAY OFF A $250,000 DEBT.

SEXUAL FAVORS HE DID GET.

PROVING HE REALLY IS A PRO AT
"POKE-HER"

Heather said...

oops, she did it again, a shocker
nothing else to do but mock her
into that outfit britney squeezed
but her pr person was not pleased
in fact, i'm sure he wanted to sock her.

Heather said...

did her dressing room have no mirrors?
post performance brit was in tears
next to those lean people dancing
britney's fat ass was prancing
instead of applause, all she heard were jeers

Heather said...

A house robber left himself in the lurch
He didn't know the homeowner did perch
hidden behind a closed door
then wrestled him to the floor
and gave new meaning to the term "strip search"