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If your name is Charlie Weiss Next time you need a doc, think twice They heard that you sue So you know what they'll do For you coach, they'll triple the price.
Yes Charlie, you're 100 pounds thinner And at ND victories, you're no beginner. But in your law suit your case went kaput When the judge said you're not the winner
Times are tough for poor LiLo I guess down was the only way to go When you are a former child star Don't ever learn to drive a car Especially if you're pockets are full of blow.
In the past, she seemed like a faker On TV defending her husband Jim Baker But she's not faking now Now dead, she's learned how To meet Jesus thru the undertaker.
8 comments:
A BRUNETTE NOT ONE OF THOSE DUMB BLONDS,
KIMBERLY BELL DOESN'T DO MUTUAL FUNDS.
SO IN PLAYBOY SHE'LL POSE,
HOPING HER PORTFOLIO GROWS,
'CAUSE OF BARRY, SHE BELIEVES IN "BARE-HER" BONDS.
IT PROBABLY SEEMED LIKE SOME REALLY BAD JOKE,
LINDSAY FOUND SHE HAD DRUGS AND ALCOHOL WHEN SHE WOKE.
WHY DID SHE DO SOMETHING SO BAD?
I'M THINKING IT PROBABLY HAD
TO DO WITH HEARING THAT THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE.
DUMB BLONDES????????????????
If your name is Charlie Weiss
Next time you need a doc, think twice
They heard that you sue
So you know what they'll do
For you coach, they'll triple the price.
Yes Charlie, you're 100 pounds thinner
And at ND victories, you're no beginner.
But in your law suit
your case went kaput
When the judge said you're not the winner
Times are tough for poor LiLo
I guess down was the only way to go
When you are a former child star
Don't ever learn to drive a car
Especially if you're pockets are full of blow.
In the past, she seemed like a faker
On TV defending her husband Jim Baker
But she's not faking now
Now dead, she's learned how
To meet Jesus thru the undertaker.
I love your blog...you are really talented. Are you a poet or something?
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