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I was sick on Friday--oh, no I'm afraid it zapped my rhyming mojo Thank God Jeanne's in the zone So Gary's not so alone I'd hate to think of him as schizo.
Will Becks make pro soccer cool in the US? At this point, it's anyone's guess It didn't work when NY had Pele And that man could really play But David has a Spice Girl to wish him success.
Becks,when there are gay rumors circulating you should really reconsider mating with Posh--she looks like a boy and is more plastic than a toy No wonder your preference we're debating
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SHE WENT HOPING THERE WOULD BE INFO TO BE LEARNED,
BUT AT THE POOL PARTY THE TABLES WERE TURNED.
I'D SAY WHAT SHE DID WRONG,
WAS NOT BRINGING SPF FIFTY ALONG,
'CAUSE WEAR TOO LITTLE AND YOU'RE BOUND TO GET BURNED.
SO NOW THEY ARE STARTING TO SUE TB GUY,
IRONICALLY, THE LAW THAT HE PRACTICES IS PI.
BUT AT 1.3 MIL HE'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH,
'CAUSE WHEN HE SUES HIS MEDICAL STAFF,
YOU JUST KNOW HE'LL AIM FOR THE SKY.
nice, gary! i love the first one. will work on mine this weekend after done vomiting.
I'M SORRY THAT HEATHER IS SICK,
I HOPE SHE GETS WELL REALLY QUICK,
'CAUSE WHEN IT'S JUST ME, HERE'S THE DEAL,
I'M WRITING TO MYSELF, SO I FEEL,
THAT I'M GETTING JUST A BIT SCHIZOPHRENIC.
Heather is sick, it just can't be.
I guess I'll do the TEE.
Grab the monitor, pump, and Versed.
And get the cobwebs out of my head.
A stark reminder of how it used to be!
Posh and Beck are finally here.
But let's get one thing perfectly clear.
If she gets any skinnier
She'll be downright linear.
Eating is not a crime, my dear.
Posh and Beck are finally here.
But let's get one thing perfectly clear.
If she gets any skinnier
She'll be downright linear.
Eating is not a crime, my dear.
I was sick on Friday--oh, no
I'm afraid it zapped my rhyming mojo
Thank God Jeanne's in the zone
So Gary's not so alone
I'd hate to think of him as schizo.
Will Becks make pro soccer cool in the US?
At this point, it's anyone's guess
It didn't work when NY had Pele
And that man could really play
But David has a Spice Girl to wish him success.
Becks,when there are gay rumors circulating
you should really reconsider mating
with Posh--she looks like a boy
and is more plastic than a toy
No wonder your preference we're debating
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