1. IN VERY LOCAL NEWS, JOSH IS LEAVING US--BUMMER.
2. BONO AND PENELOPE CRUZ SEEN HAND IN HAND.
3. EDDIE MURPHY HIT WITH PATERNITY SUIT BY "SCARY SPICE" MELANIE BROWN.
4. EDDIE MURPHY ENGAGED TO TRACEY EDMONDS (PROPOSES WITH 8 CARAT YELLOW DIAMOND).
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
9 comments:
BONO WAS PHOTOGRAPHED HAND IN HAND WITH MS. CRUZ.
TO HIS MRS. WHAT EXCUSE COULD HE USE?
HE WAS GLAD SHE WAS "GREEN",
BUT IT WAS WITH ENVY, I MEAN,
SO HALF HIS STUFF, I THINK HE WILL LOSE.
HE THINKS BELOW THE WAIST, NOT ABOVE HIS NECK,
EDDIE TREATS HIS WOMEN AND CHILDREN
LIKE DRECK.
MELANIE BROWN, SHE WAS "SCARY",
NOW TRACEY EDMONDS, HE'LL MARRY,
HE SHOULD DO MOVIES FOR JACKASS NOT SHREK.
JOSH IS LEAVING US, IT'S SUCH A PITY
THAT I CAN'T THINK UP SOMETHING CLEVER OR WITTY.
BUT HE KNOWS WE'RE SO CHEAP,
THAT IT'S NO QUAMTUM LEAP,
TO KNOW HIS GOING AWAY PRESENT IS THIS DITTY.
Gary's on call, but he still found the time
To come up with topics and make them rhyme
But the choices we have continue to be lame
Which really is quite a mother flippin shame
How 'bout post call Doc found drunk on tequila and lime
If you have better topics, please tell us
I happen to think that you're jealous
Of others' abilities to rhyme
Time after mother-flippin'time
Everyone knows our rhymes are bottomless
Your ginger haired boy is leaving today
There was a time I thought, Is he gay?
Because he's thin, neat, and nice
It really made me think twice
It's a rare straight guy who's that way
Now who will I talk to at North Shore?
Everytime I called, Josh was never a bore.
He always had something funny to say
For me, it's a really sad day
Guess I won't be calling there anymore.
I don't believe the picture I'm seein'
But then, hand-holding is very European
Bono, better keep it just friends
or you know how this story ends
With your cash, the missus will be fleein'
Post a Comment