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So Larry David is divorcing Laurie Is it the same old Hollywood story? Or is it that a Jew and a shiksa Can never really mix-a? I hope so for Connie Chung and Maurie!
Paris served only three days in jail For a sobriety test she did fail A medical condition she feigned And so her freedom she regained Under house arrest she surely will wail
It was shameful how she tried to buy herself out Now there's trouble ahead for the infamous pout See...all of that glamour is going back to the slammer Nicole Ritchie's turn is next, no doubt.
kicking and screaming she did go back to jail for 40 days or so she claimed mental anguish which i think is just pish money can't help this skinny, rich ho
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THAT GIRL PARIS GOT IN QUITE THE FIX,
BECAUSE DRINKING AND DRIVING DON'T MIX.
BUT IF PUNISHMENT WAS MEANT,
FOR HOUSE ARREST, HER I'D HAVE SENT,
NOT TO A HILTON BUT A MOTEL SIX.
So Larry David is divorcing Laurie
Is it the same old Hollywood story?
Or is it that a Jew and a shiksa
Can never really mix-a?
I hope so for Connie Chung and Maurie!
LARRY AND LAURIE DAVID HAVE DECIDED TO DIVORCE,
SOME SAY THE SUCCESS OF HER FILM WAS THE SOURCE.
I DON'T THINK HE'LL MARRY AGAIN,
BECAUSE OF DIVORCE,IT'S BEEN SAID,
FOR MARRIAGE, IT WILL CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, OF COURSE.
Paris served only three days in jail
For a sobriety test she did fail
A medical condition she feigned
And so her freedom she regained
Under house arrest she surely will wail
It was shameful how she tried to buy herself out
Now there's trouble ahead for the infamous pout
See...all of that glamour
is going back to the slammer
Nicole Ritchie's turn is next, no doubt.
This is by Ms. Jeanne Richmond
THIS INFORMATION IS HOT OFF THE PRESS,
OUR GIRL PARIS IS NOW QUITE THE MESS,
BACK TO PRISON SHE GOES,
BUT THE WORST OF HER WOES,
IS AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT IS NO WAY TO DRESS.
SO THE GUY WITH THE HIGHLY RESISTANT TB,
OFF TO GREECE FOR HIS WEDDING DOES FLEE,
HER DAD IS A RESEARCH GUY,
SO THE WEDDING WOULD TAKE PLACE, WHY?
I'M BETTING A LOT OF NON-REFUNDABLE FEES.
There was a man named Andrew S.
For XTB positive he did test
he practices med-mal law
you'd think he'd saw
how his dx could end up a mess.
kicking and screaming she did go
back to jail for 40 days or so
she claimed mental anguish
which i think is just pish
money can't help this skinny, rich ho
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