1. ANYTHING PARIS HILTON---BACK IN PRISON/ FINDS GOD/ BARBARA WALTERS INTERVIEW. SHARPTON TO MEET WITH SHERIFF.
2. SOPRANOS FINALE
3. WIFE CLAIMS GOLFER JOHN DALY ASSAULTED HER AND THEN SCRATCHED HIS OWN FACE TO COVER UP.
4. ANNE HECHE DIVORCE IS TURNING UGLY.
5. BRITNEY NOT SPEAKING TO MOM. MOM SIDES WITH K-FED.
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Some people felt cheated by the ending they got
Did Tony Soprano live or was he shot?
At the end, the tension built,
but none of T's guts were spilt.
To the imagination, the finale left a lot.
SHARPTON SAYS HE'S MAD PARIS GOT OUT,
WAS IT THAT SHE HAD SOME SPECIAL CLOUT?
BUT I SAY, THE REAL REASON HE'S MAD,
IS THAT THE "I FOUND GOD" INTERVIEW
WAS HAD,
BY BARBARA NOT OPRAH, NO DOUBT.
UNLIKE O.J., HE DID NOT USE A KNIFE,
BUT DALY STILL ASSAULTED HIS WIFE,
THAT HE THEN MARKED HIS FACE IS NO SURPRISE,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU REALIZE,
A SCRATCH GOLFER WAS HIS GOAL ALL HIS LIFE.
WE WANTED TO SEE WHO WOULD GET WHACKED,
BUT THE LAST EPISODE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SACKED.
WE WAITED WITH BAITED BREATH,
TO SEE A SOPRANO DEATH,
BUT WHAT WE GOT REALLY LACKED.
BRITNEY'S MOM WOUND UP BEING STUNG,
WHEN BRIT CAME UP WITH AN IDEA FAR FLUNG,
SHE THOUGHT MOM WAS SIDING WITH K-FED,
NOW TO HER, MOM IS DEAD,
AND NOW MOM KNOWS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Mrs. Hilton decided to call Barbara Wah-Wah
All that she said sounded like "blah-blah"
Does she want us to sympathize?
Doesn't she realize?
To Paris, the public wants to say, "Ta-ta..."
You thought that your daughter gave you trouble
Lynn Spears would trade places on the double
Britney's quite the loser
I know I wouldn't chose her
I'd pick K-Fed with his bad raps and stubble.
By Anne Heche I've always been fascinated
From her husband, she's now liberated.
With Ellen Degeneres she had a tryst
And thought she was the second coming of Christ
To break up with this nut, her ex must be elated.
Could it be that our poor blog is dying?
God knows, it's not from lack of trying.
The celebs are boring; letting us down.
But I can't stand to see Gary frown.
For the title of best limericist, I'm now vying.
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