1. ROSIE WANTS TO BE NAMED HOST OF "PRICE IS RIGHT".
2. A PRESCRIPTION PILL BOTTLE BELONGING TO ELVIS GOES FOR OVER $2000 IN AUCTION.
3. THOSE BABIES--- TIGER WOODS BECOMES A DAD/ JULIA ROBERTS AGAIN A MOM.
4. IN INDIA, IN ORDER TO BE NAMED YOUNGEST SURGEON IN BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, MD PARENTS ALLOW 15 YEAR OLD SON PERFORM C-SECTION ON A PATIENT.
5. AND IN VERY LOCAL NEWS (BY REQUEST OF ONE LIMERICK WRITER), WRITE ABOUT "THE DOC"-- EITHER HIS PICKING THE M & M'S OFF A PIECE OF CAKE-- AND LEAVING THE PIECE OF CAKE OR HIS CLAIM THAT HIS ARM WAS SLASHED BY A JEALOUS WOMAN IN A FIT OF RAGE.
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A PILL BOTTLE BELONGING TO ELVIS IS SOMETHIN'
HE ROSE TO BE THE KING STARTING FROM NOTHIN'.
BUT HIS DRUG ADDICTION WAS BAD,
AND HERE'S WHY I FEEL SAD,
HE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO TRY OXYCONTIN.
THE DOC WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE,
WHEN HE TOOK THE WOMEN OUT SANS HIS WIFE,
BUT TO THE ER HE DID GO,
NOW ON THE GOLF COURSE, HE SHOULD GLOW,
'CAUSE HE LEARNED STITCHES WILL CURE A BAD SLICE.
WITH INDIAN AUTHORITIES, DAD IS IN QUITE THE FIX,
'CAUSE A 15 YEAR OLD AND SURGERY DO NOT MIX.
BUT THE THING THAT WAS MISSED,
WAS NOT LETTING FIDO FIRST ASSIST,
I WOULD HAVE LET HIM FETCH THE APPENDIX.
The doc was in a foul mood
He wasn't in love with the food
served at the last meeting
Then his partners saw him eating
m&m's gouged from the brownies--how rude!
A guy I know had to visit the ER
To get stitches to minimize the scar
To hear him talk about it
a girl did it, but I doubt it
With this chick, he wouldn't get very far.
For some the memory still lingers
Of the Doc removing M&Ms with his fingers
a brownie he did violate
the candy by him was ate
he really likes music without singers
he said the wound was a crime of passion
it was some story he did fashion
look at the man, then look at the girl
there's no way in this wide world
those two people would ever be mashin'
The King died while taking a s..t
his reputation did take a hit
but somebody loves him
they wanted part of hit
For 2K, his pill bottle they did get
I guess the Doc thought it was great
To take the candy and leave the cake
For we who were there, the image remains
of the poor brownie with finger stains
Such behavior does not a gentleman make
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