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Finding a cure for cancer? Heck, no! We're looking for Big Foot--let's go! Science is supposed to advance humanity; not for the pursuit of insanity. no time for last verse--have to go...
A woman went in for her c-section Her "surgeon" did not pass inspection His parents wanted a record set He's too young; did they forget? So from Guinnes, they received a big rejection.
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NOW THAT PARIS HAS FINALLY BEEN SET FREE,
I THINK IT IS SAFE THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE,
NOW ATTENTION WE CAN PAY,
TO THE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY,
SUCH AS WHAT IS NEW WITH ANGELINA JOLIE.
Finding a cure for cancer? Heck, no!
We're looking for Big Foot--let's go!
Science is supposed to advance humanity;
not for the pursuit of insanity.
no time for last verse--have to go...
WAS IT AN IDEA THOUGHT UP IN A BAR?
LOOKING FOR BIGFOOT IN MICHIGAN SEEMS MOST BIZARRE.
IF WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG FEET IS TRUE,
THEN WHAT THEY'RE REALLY ABOUT TO DO,
IS DISCOVER AMERICA'S NEXT BIG MALE PORN STAR.
A woman went in for her c-section
Her "surgeon" did not pass inspection
His parents wanted a record set
He's too young; did they forget?
So from Guinnes, they received a big rejection.
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