A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE OUR LAST POST. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE ON ANY TOPIC THAT YOU WISH---BUT HERE ARE SOME SUGGESTIONS:
1. TIGER WOODS/ ELIN NORDEGREN
2. AMERICAN IDOL-- GENERAL LARRY "PANTS ON THE GROUND" PLATT
3. AMERICAN IDOL-- FROM BARNEY GIRL TO DOMINATRIX--ERICA RHODES
4. ANY "REALITY SHOW"--( SURVIVOR HAS BEEN A FAVORITE OF MINE).
5. IN VERY LOCAL NEWS, RON NAMED A NORTH SHORE MAGAZINE "TOP DOC". ALAS, "DOC" , ONCE AGAIN, NOT NAMED A CHICAGO MAGAZINE "TOP DOC".
6. THE WINTER OLYMPICS.
7. GIRL SCOUT COOKIES RECALLED.
8. TOYOTA
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IF ONE THINKS OF LIFE COMPLEX LIKE A MATRIX,
TO SUCCEED MAY REQUIRE SOME GREAT TRICKS,
SO TO JUMPSTART HER CAREER,
KUDOS TO BARNEY GIRL RHODES TO APPEAR,
ON IDOL DRESSED AS A DOMINATRIX.
Out to the Escalade they darted
Where a sand wedge to the windshield was imparted.
She aimed for the watch
and got him square in the crotch.
Now a tiger and his millions will soon be parted.
Year after year the man tries,
but still he earns no prize
Then the new kid on the block
is named 2010's top doc
and papa, alone, he sits and cries
THE DOC ONCE AGAIN WAS SHUT OUT,
NOW THE PRESSURE, IT'S STARTING TO MOUNT.
MISSING CHICAGO MAG WAS OKAY,
BUT NORTH SHORE? OH, NO WAY.
IT'S TIME TO DEMAND A RECOUNT.
WHEN YOU GO TO PURCHASE A CAR ONE DAY,
THEY ADVISE, NEVER BUY ONE BUILT ON A MONDAY.
THEREFORE, TOYOTA'S PERFORMANCE WOULD SUGGEST,
THAT THEIR WORKERS CAN PARTY WITH THE BEST,
SO MY ADVICE IS GO GET A HYUNDAI.
So I hear that the Hummer's no more.
That car was a gas eating whore.
To let the world see
What an ass they can be
Owners will have to go door to door
So NorthShore has named me a top doc
That, not even "the doc" can mock
While it wasn't Chicago Mag,
But some free and local rag,
For the doc this is must be quite a shock
No, I haven't driven a Toyota lately
Because I value my life greatly.
It would be just my luck
for the gas pedal to get stuck
And my life to end with me screaming irately.
His advances were sorely mistaken
'twas not love he intended be makin'
but a handoff with care
not a touchdown, down there...
Ben would ne'er risk his clean reputation!
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