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Angelina got another tattoo-what class! To body art in general, I'll take a pass. The tattoo artist has to say That Angie's visit made his day Because he spent it staring at her ass.
Her manager says she's just tired Me thinks it's in drugs she is mired In her song, rehab she did protest But c'mon, Amy, it's for the best 28 days is all that's required.
Drew Carey was excited; he won the fight To be the new host of the Price is Right But the first day on the job He broke his arm, the big slob For decades, Bob Barker managed to avoid such a plight.
So sick of celebs getting off free from DUIs & drug charges, agree? If you're driving, don't drink You were born with a brain, think 2 DUIs for you or me? In jail, I guarantee
There's no power in the office cuz of the rain This weather is starting to drive people insane. But the weekend's now here that means a nice ice cold beer to drink while watching your flooded basement drain.
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Angelina got another tattoo-what class!
To body art in general, I'll take a pass.
The tattoo artist has to say
That Angie's visit made his day
Because he spent it staring at her ass.
Her manager says she's just tired
Me thinks it's in drugs she is mired
In her song, rehab she did protest
But c'mon, Amy, it's for the best
28 days is all that's required.
Drew Carey was excited; he won the fight
To be the new host of the Price is Right
But the first day on the job
He broke his arm, the big slob
For decades, Bob Barker managed to avoid such a plight.
So sick of celebs getting off free
from DUIs & drug charges, agree?
If you're driving, don't drink
You were born with a brain, think
2 DUIs for you or me? In jail, I guarantee
There's no power in the office cuz of the rain
This weather is starting to drive people insane.
But the weekend's now here
that means a nice ice cold beer
to drink while watching your flooded basement drain.
A MAN RECOGNIZED BY HIS HEFT,
HE'S NOT EXPECTED TO BE VERY DEFT.
DREW INJURED HIS LEFT ARM,
BUT THERE'S MINIMAL HARM,
LET'S JUST CALL IT-- "THE PRICE IS LEFT".
LINDSAY LOHAN GETS A DAY IN JAIL,
AND RICHIE LESS THAN FOUR, SO I WAIL,
THAT PARIS GOT THREE WEEKS, I THINK--
SHOWS HER DEAL DID STINK,
DID THE GIRL BUY HER LAWYER ON SALE?
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