1. OUR BLOG HAS ITS FIRST REAL VISITOR---ANNABELLE FROM THE U.K. (SEE LAST COMMENT ON FRIDAY JULY 27 POSTING).
2. AFTER 55 YEARS, MOST OF PENCIL REMOVED FROM GERMAN WOMAN'S HEAD.
3. BARRY BONDS--HOME RUN 756 AND COUNTING.
4. RUMOR HAS IT ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE HAVING PROBLEMS--IS A BREAKUP ON THE HORIZON?
5. BRAD AND ANGELINA IN CHICAGO.
6. RON'S CHOICE--HEY HE DIDN'T LIKE THE POSTING CHOICES LAST WEEK
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Yes! Another way to waste my time
Mom says, Why work when you can rhyme?
Barry broke Hank’s record last night
Seeing his tears was quite a sight
Is arrogance and egomania a crime?
HAVING A PENCIL IN HER HEAD FOR 55 YEARS,
IT BROUGHT NOSEBLEEDS AND HEADACHES AND MUCH TEARS.
BUT THE ADVANTAGE SHE HAD OVER ALL THE REST,
WAS SHE NEVER EXPERIENCED DURING A STANDARDIZED TEST,
THE "I FORGOT TO BRING A NUMBER 2 PENCIL TO THE TEST" FEARS.
WE HAVE OUR FIRST BLOGSPOT VISITOR
ANNABELLE,
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE FIND US, PLEASE DO TELL.
BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE A FAN,
HOPEFULLY STARTING A FAN CLUB IS HER PLAN.
THEN WE'LL BE JUST LIKE 'FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS' WITH OUR OWN MEL.
A celeb sighting and summer’s complete
Brangelina’s checked in on Superior Street
Brad, I am single
And ready to mingle
I won’t tell Angie if you cheat
The crew of Wanted, talking split
Between former lez Angie and Brad Pitt
Jury duty calls in LaLa Land
A possible reunion of Braniston?
Shocker, a guy who can't committ
Ang spotted looking anorexic-thin
Perez Hilton has photos of the skin (& bones)
Most think she's too skinny
Not Nicole Richie
She's PO'd preggo don't mix well with gin
Greetings to Annab. from the UK
Your posting made our Gary's day
to answer your query
we're poets in theory
but don't make our livings that way.
(thank god)
Barry Bonds, the Giants' favorite son?
this week he hit his 756th home run
but how did he get there?
with a little cheating--not fair.
either way, hank's record is done
Brangelina got their own private tour
to the public, The Field Museum closed the door
they didn't want to deal with dummies
while they were viewing the mummies
they left after 45minutes; were they bored?
Aniston's hoping the rumors are true
that Brad and Angelina are through
She tried to replace him with Vince
But me you could never convince
That after Pitt any other man would do.
C'mon, I'm waiting for a topic from Ronnie
What will he choose, who will th lucky celeb be?
But the man has been quiet.
Is he afraid to try it?
See, dude, finding topics isn't so easy.
(or maybe it was b/c you were on call all weekend???????)
I would like to welcome Jenny; she's new
But the girl knows exactly what to do
she knows her celeb dirt
being hip doesn't hurt
looking forward to seeing her week #2.
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