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The familial relationship strains; What to do with cremated remains? If you're the Keith Richards sort Mix them with coke, then snort He said Dad gave a really sweet drain.
Don Imus, the original shock jock, has really let down his flock An ignorant racist remark has left his "on-air" sign dark. The lesson: be careful who you mock.
Margie's been crying all day. She learned Imus had to pay. Because of his careless slur Hurt feelings there were. What kind of ass says "nappy" anyway?
It's a race, and the Goose is winning. I just wish the room would stop spinning. With each turn of my head, I wish I was dead. A hangover is what I get for sinning.
All this hype about Sanjaya Malakar No one thought he'd make it this far Maybe it's Howard Stern he should thank For not yet getting tanked It's sad this kid is already a star
We spend time writing Limericks all day Be it Imus, Keith Richards, or Sanjaya. The later I've never heard, another American Idol nerd. Please just make this nightmare go away.
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THERE ONCE WAS A SHOCK JOCK NAMED IMUS,
WHO WAS KNOWN MORE FOR HIS INSULTS THAN KINDNESS.
HE SAID SOMETHING BAD,
SHARPTON AND JESSE BECAME MAD,
HE CAN GIVE HIS JOB NOW A GOOD-BYE KISS.
The familial relationship strains;
What to do with cremated remains?
If you're the Keith Richards sort
Mix them with coke, then snort
He said Dad gave a really sweet drain.
Don Imus, the original shock jock,
has really let down his flock
An ignorant racist remark
has left his "on-air" sign dark.
The lesson: be careful who you mock.
Margie's been crying all day.
She learned Imus had to pay.
Because of his careless slur
Hurt feelings there were.
What kind of ass says "nappy" anyway?
It's a race, and the Goose is winning.
I just wish the room would stop spinning.
With each turn of my head,
I wish I was dead.
A hangover is what I get for sinning.
All this hype about Sanjaya Malakar
No one thought he'd make it this far
Maybe it's Howard Stern he should thank
For not yet getting tanked
It's sad this kid is already a star
We spend time writing Limericks all day
Be it Imus, Keith Richards, or Sanjaya.
The later I've never heard,
another American Idol nerd.
Please just make this nightmare go away.
There once was a boy named Sanjaya
The 2007 Idol Pariah
His grin says it all
Phil is next for the fall
His mop of hair will keep him alive.
THERE ONCE WAS A SINGER NAMED SANJAYA,
WE COULDN'T TELL IF HE WAS A GIRL OR A GUY-AH.
WHEN SINGING A SONG,
IT WOULD SOUND OH SO WRONG,
IF HE WINS, SIMON'LL COMMIT SUICIDE-AH.
By some, Sanjaya is reviled
No matter that his hair is styled
Differently each week
The boy is a geek
It's a crime, all the songs he's defiled.
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