1. THE SUPER BOWL.
2. ANYTHING PRESIDENTIAL.
3. IN FLORIDA, POLICE ARREST MOTORIST WHO HAD 24 PACK OF BEER STRAPPED WITH SEATBELT---16 MONTH OLD GIRL SITTING IN BACK SEAT UNRESTRAINED WITH MOM.
4. JAPANESE PLANNING TO LAUNCH PAPER AIRPLANES FROM SPACE BACK TO EARTH.
5. BRITNEY ALLEGEDLY DRUGGED BY MANAGER.
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Tom Brady, a QB in his own class
Over and over was knocked on his ass
Each time I would stand up and cheer
Spilling most of my lite beer
The Patriots were beaten at last!
McCain and Obama, our choices? we'll see
To take the next Presidency
Even Hillary, I'd choose her
To succeed our current Prez loser
When Bush's gone, so happy I'll be
A Florida man had his priorities right
Gotta keep that beer in plain sight
A baby and mom one can replace
But not that last Busch light case
why is everyone being so uptight?
Britney is a woman quite unwell
From the height of popularity she fell
less public scrutiny
and a manager mutiny
might get her out of her personal hell.
A senator from Boston Mass
was driving a comely young Lass.
While lusting to pound'r,
in a stupor he drowned'r,
and that was the end of his ass.
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