Friday, February 1, 2008

TOPICS FOR FRIDAY FEB 1

1. CONFIRMATION OF ANGELINA JOLIE'S PREGNANCY MAY BE UP FOR BID.

2. HANNAH MONTANA LEGALLY CHANGES NAME FROM DESTINY HOPE CYRUS TO MILEY RAY CYRUS.

3. IN EAST NAPLES FLORIDA--WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER SHE BREAKS IN TO BEAUTY
SALON TO GET REFUND FOR BAD HAIRCUT SHE RECEIVED---HUSBAND SAYS IT WAS THE WRONG SALON.

3 comments:

Heather said...

Billy Ray Cyrus was almost out of money
So he looked at his daughter, and said, "honey,
"i need you to act and sing:
"a lot of cash you'll bring"
thanks to her, his future looks sunny.

Heather said...

Destiny Hope is a good name if you work the pole
Miley's future no one could have foretold
born to a country one-hit wonder
who was one bad month from going under
Thank God his daughter could dig him out of that hole.

grp said...

A BAD HAIR DAY IS SO NOT OKAY,

SO HERE'S WHAT I JUST HAVE TO SAY--

A JURY WILL AGREE,

AFTER HER PHOTO, THEY'LL SEE,

THE CRIME WAS--FOR THAT CUT SHE DID
PAY.