1. ELIZABETH TAYLOR (NOW 78) TO WED FOR 9TH TIME--TO JASON WINTERS (ASGE 49).
2. IN INDONESIA, MAN SERVES EXTRA 3 YEARS IN PRISON DUE TO A TYPO.
3. NICHOLAS CAGE LOSES 2 PROPERTIES TO FORECLOSURE. NO TAKERS FOR
10-11 MILLION DOLLAR MINIMUM BIDS AT AUCTION.
4. IN ONE POLL, JESSE JAMES VOTED MOST HATED MAN IN AMERICA.
5. TEXAS STADIUM IMPLODED.
6. OPRAH AND JOHN TESH WERE ROMANTICALLY LINKED.
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THE COWBOYS OLD STADIUM DID IMPLODE,
MY BELOVED BEARS ARE TRYING TO RELOAD.
THE COWBOYS CAN KEEP THEIR NEW STADIUM,
WE BEAR FANS ARE TIRED OF TEDIUM,
IT'S TIME FOR THE OFFENSE TO EXPLODE.
Regarding Oprah and John Tesh (eesh, the thought...)
A stranger couple one would not find
And thank God they're each one of a kind
if they'd got hitched and bred
you'd hear much more oft said,
"Love wishes it was both deaf and blind!"
I can hear the conversation now
As the warden replies with raised brow,
"That's a 5, not an 8?
Whatever, it's too late."
Can you say "oops" in Bahasa? Wow.
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