1. IN NEW YORK, MAN SETS UP CANDLELIGHT PROPOSAL FOR GIRLFRIEND---GAZEBO LATER BURNS DOWN.
2. AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE MD-80'S.
3. WIDOW SUES PETSMART AFTER HUSBAND DIES AFTER HAVING RECEIVED LIVER TRANSPLANT. DONOR LIVER WAS INFECTED BY HAMSTER.
4. ASHLEE SIMPSON TO WED ROCKER PETE WENTZ.
5. MICHAEL JOHNS VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL--SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.
6. COLLEGE CLASS TAKES FIELD TRIP TO NEVADA BROTHEL (THE CHICKEN RANCH).
7. JOSE'S CHALLENGE: COME UP WITH A LIMERICK FOR "IVUS" (INTRAVASCULAR
ULTRASOUND)
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IT TAKES A ROMANTIC PROPOSAL YOU KNOW,
TO SET THE FIANCE'S HEART ALL AGLOW.
BUT HE WAS TOO LITERAL, I GUESS,
'CAUSE AFTER SHE SAID "YES",
HE ACCIDENTALLY BURNED DOWN HIS GAZEBO.
WHEN HE PUTS A CATHETER INSIDE US?
WHAT DEVICE SHOULD HE USE TO GUIDE US,
IS THE LESION REALLY TIGHT?
IS DILATING IT RIGHT?
I KNOW--IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE IVUS.
In the cath lab is where you will find us
Listening to Doc's fave guy, Imus
In someone's groin
Is where we are toying
How the hell do you work this damn IVUS?
There once was a young man from NYC
Who asked his girl "will you marry me?"
A new meaning to Burning Love they gave
When a gazebo was nearly their fiery grave
They would've died together like Romeo and Julie.
So excited to go to his first bachelor party
to a golfing destination in AZ
Our doc nearly lost his mind
when his plane left him behind
Every flight was overbooked, you see.
SO THE PARENTS THEY THINK THEY ARE TRICKIN',
WHEN COURSES LIKE THIS WE FIND THEY ARE PICKIN',
AFTER THE PARENTS SPENT ALL THAT DOUGH,
TO THE CHICKEN RANCH THEY GET TO GO,
TO LEARN A NEW MEANING FOR THE PHRASE "IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN".
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